Friday, February 16, 2007

Rumors Swirl Around Possible Presidential Candidates

With both Student Body President Austin Shaw and Vice President Kim Nguyen graduating in the spring, the race for next year's top spot is going to be wide open. Rumors are swirling about who's going to run. And here they are:

Jupiter Gov. Ed Fulton – Ever since this guy won office for governor he's been mentioned as a possible contender for next year's vice-president's spot. In fact, some rumors stated the only reason he ran on the Diversity ticket was because they guaranteed him the V.P's spot next year. The rumor now, however, is that he may skip V.P. and try to go straight to the top. He's already widely popular on the Jupiter campus, especially within the honor's college, Jupiter's main voting bloc. But can someone from a partner campus actually win?

Boca Gov. Rakibur "Rocky" Joarder – Behind closed doors many current and former SG officials whisper that Joarder is one of the two "real" leaders of the Diversity party. They have even called him the puppet master. Whether or not that's true, one thing is for certain – never underestimate Rocky Joarder. At the beginning of the summer semester Joarder was nothing but a lowly Boca senator. But he moved up the ranks quickly.

Former Senate Speaker Todd Ericson appointed him senate pro tempore. Once the summer term was finished Ericson suspiciously resigned from his position as senate speaker to become presidential chief of staff. Was Ericson a puppet all along? Did he run for senate speaker because Joarder at the time was ineligible? It sure seems that way. Now because Kirk Murray resigned and Nguyen had to move up to become vice president, Joarder is in the perfect position to run for president. As governor he's already third in line. Expect administrators to squirm in their seats if he actually took office. It’s no secret that there is no love lost between administrators and Joarder. However, some have said that he’s a horrible campaigner and unless he recruits some die-hard supporters he doesn’t have a chance.

Tony Teixeira – Ever since Teixeira won the election and then lost it after the election was disputed, overruled and a new one was held, he's never ruled out running again. He has said the only way he would consider it is if SG cleaned up their act. Well SG is on their way to accomplishing that and so it seems likely that Teixeira will run for president. One rumor even stated a Teixeira/Fulton ticket, but that however, seems just a little too far fetched. During Teixeira’s third campaign he gave up in the middle. If Teixeira were to run he’d only win by sticking to his guns and keeping up his momentum.

Senate Pro Tempore Chris Mack – He’s already told the UP “I do have aspirations for the presidency,” but believes he’s better suited for the Senate. So if this guy doesn’t aim for the top he will be aiming for the top of senate, as senate speaker next year or if the new constitution passes – speaker of the House. Expect him to run if he doesn’t feel any of the candidates are worthy of the top position. Mack’s biggest asset is also his biggest weakness – his mouth. If he keeps it shut long enough who knows, he may have a chance.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is the prediction...

Jared Torres and / or
Rockibur Joarder
(Whatever the Diversity Party will call themselves this year)

Vs.

Tony Texiera and Abe Cohen
(Whatever the Diversity Party will call themselves this year)

Winner???
The same people who (really) won in 2006 will win in 2007. What I think is funny is that Jarred is running at all considering how closely associated he is with the Kirk Murray's Diversity Party; also not to mention the fact that he was "selected" instead of "elected" into his current Boca UWC Rep. position. (He didn't have the GPA to even run in the 2006 election according to Chapter 200 statutes, but the Board of Trustees never signed off on those statutes anyways... wait, did I just say that out loud? Oops!)

Plus!

It kinda hurts Jarred and / or Rocky to hear that our current President Austin Shaw will be campaiging for the new Student Party ticket and against his old minions; You shouldn't have been such enormous assholes Diversity.

Double Plus!!

Since the SG elections are staggered (Executive in the Spring and Legislative in the Fall) the New Diversity party is going to have a bitch of a time getting people to campaign for them. Unless you count Sereni and Arserio: the Diversity Party's retarded mascots. Yea!!!!!!

I am calling this one a slaughter!
New Student Party - 3,000
New Diversity Party - 800

March 2, 2007 at 4:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a shame that more students don't vote.

As it stands now, really the only people who vote are either:

a) People who have to vote as repayment for a financial favor from someone in Diversity Party

b) People who don't like SG for one reason or another (like disgruntled club members)

The further problem is that no one comes in with any vision. It's just a matter of maintaining FAU's current, ho-hum course rather than elevating us into a first-choice institution.

But who has time for that when there's funds to mismanage into personal banking accounts? Come on, go ahead, Jason Parsley will never find out...

or will he?

Silly Senator, Jason is everywhere. Jason is in your computer, stealing your secrets.

March 4, 2007 at 2:45 AM  

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